Notable Examples Videos Images Search Interest. According to Brower, it was very important that a newly installed jet stream be blasting water directly at Johnson's dick. At a later date, we all learned what actually happened. After sneaking around with a certain cheerleader for a few nights, they decided hanging out more would be a good idea. After some beverages and some conversational foreplay on the balcony, the two made their way to the room only to find one of Long Dong's friends passed out on his bed.
Senate in 1991, as alleged that Thomas had mentioned to her that he was a viewer of Long Dong Silver's films. His name is a reference to. Long Dong Silver became a household name. He was basically just making a bunch of phone calls and playing with toy soldiers on a huge desk or whatever goes on during war.
In other parts of the United States, such as the , Long Johns are marketed as éclairs; the two pastries look similar but are created with different types of dough and fillings. He never saw her again besides the occasional breakfast, which happened once. He received new fame in the wake of allegations of during the in the U. Johnson, though, was not your average president, for various reasons, but quite prominently that he was very concerned about the state of his penis. Recently, our friend Long Dong was acquainted with an unidentified vagina.
All the live long day. Sometimes you must put your country first. One night, Long Dong and his acquaintance were hanging out watching a movie until she complained that he was being boring because he hadn't kissed her all night. The clip first appeared online in a talking cat uploaded to YouTube on April 6th, 2006. After some sexual tension, Long Dong emerged and asked a fellow roommate extremely loudly if he could have a condom, only to realize the remaining party, including the girls best friend who was hooking up with that roommate.
Long Dong: So Amanda, when are we going to have sex? Bro: Dude its sad your biggest worry about the situation is your xbox being broken. Origin According to a post on the Healthy Pet Food Guide , the original clip was featured on America's Funniest Home Video sometime in 1998. One imagines that the mind of the president is constantly occupied by the fate of the free world. Long Dong acquainted himself with one of the vaginas that have been cravin the Long Dong. Some parts of the American Midwest also call this type of pastry a cream stick, when filled. He arrived fashionably late to a party at his own residence only to receive some attention from his companions and some sluts cravin' the dong.
On the one hand, Johnson wasn't technically moving 10,000 troops per day, physically speaking. In some parts of the United States, such as the southern Indiana region, unfilled bar doughnuts are called Long Johns and their filled counterparts are called. After even a longer time, the roles reversed. I dont want to be in your life. .
On April 28th, 2009, YouTuber UltimateCoastersInc uploaded a video deconstructing the cat's noises in a satirical attempt to make sense of the phonetic translation. Filled Long Johns are called filled bars, or filled bar doughnuts. For example, a custard-filled or unfilled Long John with icing is called a in. Once in the closet, the condom idea went out the window as the two found themselves doing it doggy style. On March 21st, 2008, the video clip was posted on the humor site , which received over 41,000 views in the next four years.
Long Dongs first few weeks of college brought unexpected surprises, some good and some better. After the first few nights everything was going as expected. The section of the book about Johnson includes an anecdote about the presidential shower. On the other hand, it would be unbecoming of the president to not have a clean dick.
On March 12th, 2010, a of Don Vito Carleone played by Marlon Brando from the 1972 crime film The Godfather edited with the Oh Long Johnson cat's head was submitted to the art sharing website deviantArt. Vanity Fair today of the White House called The Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House by Kate Anderson Brower. Approximately 20 minutes later, or 45 as Long Dong claims, the girl emerged in a state of tears and the party stared in amazement as she left at 5 in the morning during a blizzard, shoeless and rideless. A is a filled round doughnut.
In 1982 he appeared with the legendary in Beauty and the Beast, shot in America. After a little while the girl made her way on top. A friend who was awake gives him a cigarette, and the two stand up to go out on the balcony only to find the girl out in the middle of the street in a blizzard, shoeless, crying. I dont want to be in it at all. Long Dong: Soo what if that slut comes in and breaks my xbox?! There was blood on his hands, favorite shorts, and brand new bed. On a side note, doing it doggy style may lead to severe carpet burns.